HOW TO LOSE A GUY IN..... 10 ways or...

the fastest time possible... unknown to mankind!!!!

1. In a bar or resto, rub his legs with your toes and if he asks "are you flirting with me?", answer him with a question "why? yo do't like it? then proceed to no. 2

2. Kiss Him passionately..... then ignore him the next time you see him (This works well when this happens in your car)

3. Tell him you are beginning to like him... and find out how he really feels for you. 10 points if he admits liking you. Grand slam points if he's stupid and say's he loves you... then tell him, "It is not my intention to hurt you, but...."

4. Join him for a movie when he invites you... then make all the excuses when he invites you again.. then invite him when you are going to watch a movie with all your girl friends after jumping up and down in excitement upon reading that your friends are going with you to watch a movie that he wanted to watch with you. (He has to know that you organized the gimik and he must be there when you get confirmation or you can fake reading a text message and do the jumping.) Bonus: Tell him, i invited you first naman eh... after knowing all the details.

5. Ask for help in work, school paper or anything, especially if he's a kinda smart guy, tell him you'll give him you're draft so he can take a look... THEN let your "ex" whose equally smart or even smarter to check your paper. REMEMBER: he has to know, whether from you or from someone else

6. When he begins ingoring you and seem picking up on what you're doing, flirt, touch his shoulder and inncently ask "why are you ignoring him" (delivery is important here, hyper-extend syllables with a matching pout and swaying of the hips and neck)... once you reel him back in, ignore him again.

7. ASk him to accompany you in the office when you have overtime. so you two can play hanky panky. Kiss him again and this time straddle him, arms around his neck and legs around his waist. Have him feel the waist band of your thongs. Dominate him.. it's your office after all.... then tell him that " the kiss was something to me, but it's just that, it is not my intention to hurt you..." (Tell him days after you start ignoring him again)

8. Flirt with someone he knows... and tell him "ohhh he's a very good friend of mine"

9. Ask him for flowers, ask him for favors, ask him anything.. remember all you have to do is ask... then do the same to the friend he knows, in front of him.

10. Find a new guy to play with on the palm of your fingers. BONUS points if you get to the guy friend he knows.