CHEATER!!!!!

This leopard-print character from Denny's Menu the such a cute character. I wonder where i can get a stuff toy of "the cheat". The cheat doesn't say much on the "Dear Strong Bad comical emails" and when it does it just creates a high-pitch sounding muffles of incomprehensible sentences, if it does speak in sentences :). so check "the cheat" out and try this one for size "the cheat" doing the techno

it's the final countdown

golly, April 1 is the day... when I will be back in the full time work force. sheeeshh i'm so excited and eager... i was surfing the products of my new company and i immediately fell in love with
The Columns. For a bachelor like me, my gulay a place like this is heaven. It will definitely engrave my name in the league of independent, accomplished young professional. It's definitely an overwhelming feeling of independence, contentment and (modesty aside) chest-pounding i feel so good im-on-top-of-the-world attitude... that is of course 'til i set myself another goal.

yet this means a whole new life for me, i mean going back to my topic on working. no more late-night/early-morning bed time due to a self-induced insomia, no more sunshine-in-bed or tanghali-na wake up time... would'nt it be so bad to miss my first day 'coz i slept thru my alarm or totally forgot that i have work that day? hahaha hilarious yet embarassing. the nice thing is... April 1 is a friday... gimik agad sa gabi... hahaha... but wait there's too much work daw and dami gawa,i might have to work on a saturday... sheesh.. im such a party pooper... ruining my own imagination... hihihi

pre-NUPS

Currently watching Intolerable Cruelty, and i think it's a funny reflection of the sad truth of life. Although i personally do not know anyone who did sign a pre-nup or let someone sign one, i suddenly realized, would i sign one or make someone sign a pre-nup??...

geeesh... i'm quite sure i wont sign one, not in a million years.

Lightning Stikes!!!! kzzzzzzt.....

isn't it nice to get acquainted with someone for the first time and kick of a conversation like u practically know each other and you go way back. it's like u establish a rapport that borders on anonimity and discovery , like threading the thin line between of mystery and exploration, seduction and excitement.

There will definitely be a mutual physical attraction folowed by an intellectual foreplay, subtle hints of desire with every word, every gesture, the slightest touch, a brush of petite caresses... that sends shivers down your spine causing ur knees to weaken, ur brain freezes rendering it useless, u cant think but every nerve endings in your body are awaken..ur working on pure and raw instincts.

Your head spins, ur swept off your feet... and ur with a person u barely know. A person u just met... and before long ur brain resets and kicks back into the "wait, this is an irrational thing" state... and then the mental affair ends. The drama ends. It was good till it lasted - how it progresses is the complication of life.

things to do ...

.. before i die...(in no particular order)

KILL SOMEONE ... not pre-meditated, self defense sort of homicide
SKY DIVE
HAVE A 3-way ... no pay for play sort of thing... 2 girl and me action
PLANT A TREE ...
GO TO JAIL FOR A NIGHT
FLY A PLANE... a cessna, a beech aircraft, anything... a single engine plane will do.
REACH THE MAGIC "20" (at least) - i'm halfway already
JOIN THE MILE HIGH CLUB ... this will probably be when i take an international flight coz the longest domestic flight is 45 min to an hour.. just isnt enough time for me.. unless we (my partner and i) can get away from the "seatbelt light" during take off, landing and taxiing.

outside the two things i previously posted, these are the things that i would want to do -crazy (bordering on being psycho), exciting and fulfilling.

the list wont end here. as i cross out some, i'll write about it. this will definitely be fun... especially the psychopatic, kinky and crazy ones.

sleepless nights... haunting thoughts... ghosts inside my head... this is not my normal insomiac syndrome where i normally don't feel sleepy till about 4am... this are the times when i am sooo sleeepy but my mind is active that i drive away sleepiness and exhaustion.

this blog is entitled kaCOOLitan, post should have a crazy tone, a funny twist or simply a non-sense entry meant to be hilariously corny... but this phase in my life seems to be the darkest and despite my jolly, cheerful, puro kalokohan at katarantaduhan personality i can't seem to kick myself out of this trance. So most of my entries have a rhetoric theme to it because i can't seem to find the answers myself.

paradoxically, i'm eager to hit rock bottom to end this virtually endless downward spiral phase i am going thru...i feel that i am floating into an abyss of nothingness where my feet can't feel anything hard enough to kick off and propel myself upward and get back on the surface.

maybe the bigger paradox is to let my heart crumble, to fill up or remove the void which i long to be filled. it might be a better option than to wait for someone to fill up that hollow part of my heart, who might end up leaving creating a bigger black hole nothingness or worse break it to unmendable pieces, leaving an empty space where my heart should have been.

it's been a while when i had a good laugh... a genuine smile... a heartfelt happiness... a blooming aura...

lies, deception i see

Ever been faced with a situation where u know someone u trusted and cared for is lied straight to your face to make u feel guilty... and u kept on apologizing for something that was concocted from thin air.

When u find out the truth one way or the other, how do u confront the person knowing very well that (s)he will deny it because the only confirmation will come from the same person who lied. That the argument will be manipulated so that the lying person will be offended and claim the (s)he is not being trusted.

How can people do that? try to get away with "murder" and yet command symphathy when they know for a fact that their guilty..

Yet the truth has its own way of revealing itself, no confirmation needed. Poetic justice, KARMA never chooses anyone, rich or poor, boy or girl, fate sees us all the same... fair game

one, two step..........

There are two things I want out of my life...

Number 2 is to become a licensed commercial pilot. Fly a plane around the country. a cessna or a beech aircraft... i just want to get on the seat and fly...

Number 1? to find the woman of my dreams and marry her so i can spend the rest of my life with her.